Arghhh,
What is this rollercoaster we call eating?
Food is only for fuel, right? Wrong!
Food is an evil temptress, designed to make me loose all self control. This time last year I could fit into size 12 trousers-size 12! I'm annoyed, I'm really annoyed...
I've refused to buy any tasty snacks-all you'll find downstairs are bananas, oranges, apples, seeds, sea vegetables (yeah I said it, sea vegetables), boullion powder (a snack according to the packaging-for anyone who knows what that is all I can do is LOL), Liver Detox tea and brown rice crackers.
You guys reading this are my official fantasy food operators...I command you all to seek and deliver the following to me post haste;
- Golden Wonder cheese and onion crisps (NOT Walkers-these ones are a rare find nowadays)
- A hot chocolate brownie
- Raisin Poppets (remember those)?
- Stew fish and rice and peas
- Stuffed vine leaves (no, I havn't crazy-this is a Greek delicacy...if you need help on this one ask my nan)
- Macaroni pie
- Fish and chips (I mean GOOD fish and chips, not any old pile of grease)
- Potatoe skins with cheese and sour cream
I've made a sort of breakthrough I think...instead of late night trips to the sweet shop, maybe I should start writing about it.
What do you lot think? Maybe this will be the new fad diet trend?
Hundreds of desperate bloggers tapping away at the keys while one hand crams jelly beans some place they shouldn't be-forget Playvybz.com, that is my new vision. Come my pretties, get those Thesauri out!
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